Christmas is the best time of the year...

...to be drunk. Ah. I just got back from 500 Clown Christmas Carol. Children, I've been ill lately, so ill and fatigued that I seriously considered skipping a party being thrown in my own apartment. But no longer! 500 Clown has reignited my holiday spirit. Using nothing but pop music and worrying stunts. For indeed, one MUST dance like a monkey if one wants to dance. Excuse me, there's a party happening over there that I must attend to.